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<MallBoy> youre lucky im eating nachos now, i dont have time to type to u fuking losers |
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<JimmyConway_584> Fuk this, im sitting on a fuking corner outside wendys just to get the different ip address, i gotta go before the cops get here. listen you bich, you need to talk to me sometime about us doing this sex thing. you know my site you better contact me through there bich
(TommyDesimone): DJ Bouncy, i will just walk to mcdonalds or wendys or burger king, which are all within walking distance, and log on to the wi fi and get a new IP address. you can't touch me, these Ops can't touch me. Im the boss of ICQ, not you, not libra, and certainly not Cosi or this stupid fuk wayout1
(Same Guy)
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<IM_GAY> FUK OFF PRIEST
<IM_GAY> UR SUPOST TO B HOLY-
<IM_GAY> IM SOORY I HAVE TO B SUCH A KLOSE MINDED BICH
<IM_GAY> DERS NO SUCH TING AS LIKING BOTH
<IM_GAY> U LYK ONE ER DI OTHA
<IM_GAY> U KANT LOVE ERRYBODY |
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<soul_kisses> Metal_Dude u must use lot of tiolet papper with u bullshit |
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<KatieB16> hey
<KatieB16> age/loc
<BlackSeaMan> ok srsly
<BlackSeaMan> how the hell does someone get pvts with this nick
<BlackSeaMan> its easily saying that my ejaculate comes out black
<BlackSeaMan> do you know how unhealthy that is? |
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<Ryan_Statuesque> I am flattered but I just want you to know that I am 100% hetero
<Ryan_Statuesque> and also that you have good taste in men schalke
<Ryan_Statuesque> z0r I am the epitome of heterosexual
<z0r> yes, because straight men use words like "epitome" ;)
<z0r> how would you know what good taste in men is? |
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<krunked> Hello, Dirty_Harry, you steaming, grotesque, viscous stool of an excuse for a cognition utilising being!
<krunked> How are you?
<Dirty_Harry> lol
<Dirty_Harry> trying way too hard there
<Dirty_Harry> you'll fit in really well with this lot |
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<@Aussie_Lady1^^> (( Please Note )) Requests for SEX/CYBERSEX ( in any form ) dirty chat, as well as lewd and crude sexual comments made in this open channel, shall now be straight BANNED.... Please Do Not ask for it ...this may be the ONLY WARNING you receive. thank you.
* Aussie_Lady1^^ was kicked by PattyB (Please stop repeating!) |
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#teens: <@Aussie_Lady1^^> Aussie_Lady1^^ reminds all the males that this is a #lesbians room .... so don't look all surprised when the ladies say NO. You can always try the dictionary if you don't get it.....look up the word LESBIAN |
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<CoderSam> you know what i really like
<CoderSam> binary
<CoderSam> i just <3 looking at it |
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<p0kem0n> any girls like the smell of catfish bait PV me please |
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<cock> z0r
<cock> so give me the command :|
<@z0r> /msg IRC QUIT nickname password
<cock> ok
* cock (owner@B3425BDD.EC869F31.FDD0583E.IP) Quit (Quit: cock *******)
<@z0r> pwnt.
(password masked) |
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[01:19] (BASTER): I PREDIKT DAT I SHALE GET KIX BY DA "DUMBASS" SPIKEY
[01:19] *** Spikey sets mode: +b *!*@DFE3BCC1.E8F8AC0A.10741088.IP
[01:19] ••• (#primeval) You were banned by Spikey
[01:19] *** You were kicked from #primeval by Spikey (Go play leapfrog with a unicorn (194)) |
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<@Sir_Burpalot> Even a single thought about making an amazingly hot chick cry gives me boners. |
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<s00p> ~.& <--- ohh my god there's a fishing hook in my eye! |
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<z0r> bite my shiny metal ass. |
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<z0r> Is that all? You used me for penor pics?! |
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(Caster): Chr|s
(Caster): PLEASE CYCLE THIS CHANNEL
(Chr|s): ang on I'll get my bike
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[10:53] (^Lobster): Hi JimmyConway_^ can we help you
[10:53] (JimmyConway_^): you can start by having Libra take my "no soliciting" ban off
[10:53] (libra-away): (JimmyConway_^) so dont do it
[10:53] (libra-away): :)
[10:53] (libra-away): #students - JimmyConway_^: go to keafy.com and read the articles, i cant explain everything here. all the ways are free so you know its not a scam, just read the articles. they can all make you money.
[10:53] (JimmyConway_^): Well take a look at it libra, look at the website, its not soliciting since im not selling anything and it really does help people
[10:54] (JimmyConway_^): I think maybe you want to be put on the bad op list?
[10:54] (libra-away): i dont care its spamming whatever way u wanna look at it
[10:54] (MaCHinE): appel roger male or female ?
[10:54] (JimmyConway_^): is that what youre saing?
[10:54] (libra-away): lol
[10:54] (libra-away): sure
[10:54] (libra-away): why not
[10:54] (libra-away): stick me on it
[10:54] (libra-away): im sure im on it anyway
[10:54] (libra-away): :)
[10:54] *** Jag|brb is now known as Jag
[10:54] (JimmyConway_^): you just hurt all those students, they are hungry and need money to pay tuition fees and you took that away from them.......you are walking on thin ice now
[10:55] (JimmyConway_^): i want you to think about what you did......now im going to mcdonalds so i can get another ip and go back in that chat and do the same thing over again.....and if it was my myspace link, you wouldnt have had a problem woudl you......
[10:55] (Junglenut): ty hun
[10:55] (libra-away): lol @ going to mcdonalds
[10:55] (libra-away): gawd u kill me lol
[10:55] (Junglenut): oh the thugs here too?
[10:55] (Junglenut): lol
[10:56] (libra-away): hey jimmy
[10:56] (JimmyConway_^): what
[10:56] (libra-away): arent u tired of going to mcdonalds
[10:56] (JimmyConway_^): yes, but you obviously leave me with no choice
[10:56] (appel): JimmyConway_^ bring me a big mac please
[10:56] (JimmyConway_^): shut up
[10:56] * ^Lobster gives libra-away her sweet and sour chicken
[10:57] (^Lobster): nah i dont want anything from chew and spew
[10:57] (JimmyConway_^): I want you ops to know that im keeping an eye on you
[10:57] (JimmyConway_^): so dont cross the line again
[10:57] (JimmyConway_^): got it?
[10:58] (libra-away): gotcha
[10:58] (JimmyConway_^): im what counts out here, not your stupid rules and your ophelp cool club. im what the people want. they follow me, not you
[10:58] *** Quits: W|ndDanceR (Serenity@82AE5A12.71BFC436.214B9EEB.IP) (Ping timeout)
[10:58] (JimmyConway_^): adios ops |
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[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): i was tellin i was banned for typing thorn.y
[05:17] (PEpSi_MaN): ^DeMenTeD^ ban message ?
[05:17] (libra): ok Supersonic its gone
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): n i was banned again
[05:17] (Supersonic): thx hunny
[05:17] (Supersonic): :*
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): its funny
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): lol
[05:17] (libra): (^DeMenTeD^) so were usaying u were feeling thorny then?
[05:17] (libra): :D
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): no
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): lol
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): i was tellin someone
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): n bot banned me
[05:18] (libra): yeah about that thorny rosebush in yur garden i know i know lol
[05:18] (Chr|s): lol @ thorny
[05:18] (PEpSi_MaN): lol
[05:18] (^DeMenTeD^): i have no garden
[05:18] (^DeMenTeD^): :S
[05:18] (libra): ok ill remove it i guess since its a new one
[05:18] (libra): feeling thorny lol
[05:18] (^DeMenTeD^): lol
[05:18] (^DeMenTeD^): well thorny is normal thing
[05:18] (^DeMenTeD^): y u ban for it
[05:19] (^DeMenTeD^): i think may be coz horny is a part of it
[05:19] (Chr|s): yea ^DeMenTeD^ it is
[05:19] (Chr|s): [05:18] (Chr|s): thorny
[05:19] (libra): next time yur feeling thorny find a new word for it
[05:19] (^DeMenTeD^): ya sure
[05:19] (^DeMenTeD^): lol
[05:19] (libra): :)
[05:19] (^DeMenTeD^): funny you r |
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* yahia[A] is now known as MaTriX`s
<MaTriX`s> kill me if u can! :P (take it as a joke pls )
<MaTriX`s> lol
* MaTriX collects his kill button from libra's office
<Aussie_Lady1|A|> nye MaTriX`s
<Aussie_Lady1|A|> bye
<TNTe[A]se> Good lord what have I walked into this morning?
<MaTriX`s> lol
* Sandman leaves an apple on libra's desk
* Quits: MaTriX (TriX@ircop.icq.com) ([irc-m04.icq.aol.com] Local kill by MaTriX (ircop impersonator))
<MaTriX`s> looooooooooool
<MaTriX`s> looooooooooool
<Sandman> lol
<MaTriX`s> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
<Aussie_Lady1|A|> Rolling On Floor Laughing
<Skyh{a}wk> lmao |
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<OutrageousGoat> Saffy, will you be here permanantly?
<@saffy> nahhhhhhh
<OutrageousGoat> Aw
<@saffy> only til 2027
<OutrageousGoat> It's past half eight already
<@saffy> I meant the year |
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<krunked> What sort of fag calls a guy "bitch"?
<NaRcOt-X> me
<krunked> ...
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<cam2cam> boy search girl for cam2cam!
<TNTease> Oh My Gawd you've lost your cam2cam???!!!
(TNTease): * @TNTease calls the police and the lost and found |
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<Paul-Pister> i too love da doggy
<zapphodityy> ive seen dogs lick their own balls
<zapphodityy> funny habit that
<Single24MNY> why do dogs lick thier balls? because they can.
<zapphodityy> imagine if humans could do it
<Paul-Pister> bow wow........woof woof
<Single24MNY> if we could we would never leave the house
<Icanttakeit> Ill teach the dog how to talk
<zapphodityy> wed have no internet
<zapphodityy> or tv
<Paul-Pister> love comes from the heart
<Icanttakeit> hell teach me how to lick my own balls
<zapphodityy> wed be licking our balls instead
<zapphodityy> id rather try licking my own balls for the time being
<zapphodityy> doesnt really stack up with ball licking |
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I'd strut my stuff, but it already left without me. |
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I'm a hot woman, but its only because of the menopause... |
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<Shaun15_M_Cali> wanna see my cock?
* Shaun15_M_Cali Has kicked by yahia ( No excessive sexual content. )
<Shaun15_M_Cali> dumb yahia
<Shaun15_M_Cali> when i said cock i meant rooster |
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(dessstiny): im sorry
(dessstiny): i was naguhty
(dessstiny): and swore in 20 something
(dessstiny): naughty*
w4r10ck_53r814 (whois@F45B370A.AA9A4756.E67C645E.IP) has joined #ophelp
w4r10ck_53r814 is on #ophelp #ICQ_EuropeEast #asdf
(w4r10ck_53r814): O_o
(w4r10ck_53r814): guys listen
(dessstiny): well, i said blow job instead of hand job
(dessstiny): im sorry though |
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<BoomerNavy> I was just tossed out of another room for calling someone a dick
* Itchy sets mode: +b *!*@4CB56729.E61D68C2.86BF15A1.IP
* BoomerNavy was kicked by Itchy (Please refrain from using this type of language)
<hippydude> wtf
<Landa> Laugh Out Loud
<sassygurl> lol
<Landa> and again
<UncleMushroom> £äüghïñg Öüt £öüÐ
<Sandman> lol |
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*** gato was kicked by twiki (Banned: /me sends yur gift to the north pole by jumbo jet Set by libra-away on Fri Nov 14 17:35:22 2008)
I had to add this cause i was in stitches when i saw it hahahaha |
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<z0r> HITLER LOVES J00 |
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*** Dabbit was kicked by MaTriX (its spelt Dabbit)
*** Joins: Dabbit (IrCQNet@BotOp.Dabbit.org)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +a Dabbit
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Dabbit
(MaTriX): ooopps
(MaTriX): crap wrong one |
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<Dark^Magician> what if i hit stop instead of pause?
-> *MemoServ* send Dark^Magician that would depend on software implementation. if the developers are good at developing they'll put in a dialog that says something like "dawg, you're about to permenantly delizzlete this shizzlit! are you sure?" |
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JohnnyWalker (quit looking at my butt (_|_)) |
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My^Nick (Quit: I am quitting, no I'm not, wait, oh damm too late) |
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(Quit: You may be recognized soon. Hide.) |
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Luc{A}s (No one fvcks with my rainbow. Fondling is acceptable.) |
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(Quit: i would like to tell you to go to HELL !! but i work there and i dont want to see your face every day =P) |
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(Quit: That secret you've been guarding, isn't.) |
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We've been through a lot together...and most of it was your fault.... |
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(Quit: Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.) |
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<@DJ_Reactor> <ChickenLittl> Chatting is forbidden on IRC. IRC is only to be used to wait for Jesus, Elvis, or a bus. <----that's just too damn hilarious |
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<Nicolas> I only pm for money. Next person who pm's me had better have your Visa ready |
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<hardman> my brother won't let my nephews watch the symphony on pbs cause its too much sax and violyns |
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<Guest444> I saw a great bumper sticker over the weekend: "Jesus called - he wants his religion back" |
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I'm a little on the chunky side.... I had a really drunk person come up to me in the local saloon, AKA meat market one time, and she said "Wow - You must have a really impressive di*k" I asked her why, and her reply was "Well, lookit the awning you built over it!" |
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<[Babe]xWhitney]> I got caught doing stuff on my can |
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<BritneySpears14> I HAVE DOWNLOADED A FILE, USED IT AND DONT NEED IT ANYMORE. HOW DO I UPLOAD IT BACK??? |
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