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[18:23] <@enoz> yea Hadi?
[18:23] <@Hadi> =x
[18:23] <@Hadi> :P u got unzlined
[18:23] <@Hadi> lol
[18:24] ∙φ∙ SignOff Hadi [Noident@5D69B04.79C016EA.9D7D1C21.IP] [Z:lined (Spam/Advertising) ]<---- lolzzz |
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<z0r> Cadet, make me a coffee
<@Cadet> Go go gadget magic wand!
<@Cadet> *PING* ... are a coffee
<@Cadet> I AM THE WIZARD$~*#£@^!!^~^!@@~%percent |
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<p0tat3rs> !report #còcks I love còcks
<Watchdog> [RAS]-> Your request for an IrCQnet ChanOp to review #male-anatomy has been acknowledged |
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This is just a short snippet of RoMeOfEaTlOvE being pwnd by me.
* Chr|s[A] plays «» «» Wham - Last Christmas.mp3 6«» «» 4182.6k
*** Chr|s[A] sets mode: +b *!*@D998817D.D73B01F7.BB3AE8E3.IP
(#gremlin) Banned- RoMeOfEaTlOvE
*** RoMeOfEaTlOvE was kicked by Chr|s[A] (last christmas i gave you a kick ban but the very next day you gave it away.) |
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<Interpol> I am nice, thats not the fu cking issue though |
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<Sir_Burpalot> I'm not stupid. I'm just obtuse.
<Fuzara-Tenshou> Sir_Burpalot, are you trying to admit you have a weight problem? |
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(Milo): brb, sex. |
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<K[L]M> ghettoqueen will join my opinion
<K[L]M> thnx
<+ghettoqueen> o_O
<+StabbySpazzOut> XD
* K[L]M (borgirc25@9AFABD6D.3E26CDA3.D267A486.IP) has left #ophelp
<+ghettoqueen> -.-
<toy_dragon> he means you'll agree lol
<+StabbySpazzOut> but joining his opinion sounds so fun
<+StabbySpazzOut> :>
<toy_dragon> awwwh, but i'm the only one in #his_opinion! lol
<+StabbySpazzOut> lmao
<+ghettoqueen> lmaoooooooooooooooo
<+ghettoqueen> rofllllllllllllllllll
<+^CrAzY^GaL^> Ha Ha Ha
<+ghettoqueen> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<+StabbySpazzOut> XD
<+StabbySpazzOut> breathe ghettoqueen
<+ghettoqueen> :x |
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#Ophelp
* Chr|s wonders where libra is hiding
(Immortal): behind me
(Chr|s): lol shes doing you from behind?
(Immortal): awwwwwwww u funny kid u
(Immortal): lol
(Chr|s): with a strapon LOL
(Chr|s): lol
(Immortal): no notice pls
(Immortal): lol
* libra looks
(libra): tired of living Chr|s ?
(Chr|s): lol yea libra
* Immortal votes libra
* Immortal votes libra
(Immortal): yep hunny hes just noticed me im tired of living
(MroOps): ßê Rïght ß@©k
(libra): did he now
Stranaway): kill, libra
(Stranaway): nothing to lose
(libra): well a kill can be arranged
* Stranaway waits
(libra): nah i don't like being predictable
(ibra): its better when its unexpected
(TNTease): lol
* Disconnected
* You were killed by libra (irc-m09!irc-m05!ircop.icq.com!libra (like now)) |
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<Humanoid> Nemesis: Why are you so pale?
<Foxington> Pale is sexy.
<Kashin^> Wuts?
<Kashin^> I wan' see!
<Nemesis> OO
<Nemesis> lol
<Kashin^> Show me, Humanoid.
<Humanoid> What?
- Humanoid unzips...
<Kashin^> Mrs pale.
<Humanoid> In front of everyone?
<Kashin^> lol
- Humanoid smacks Kashin^with his dark, DAAARK cawk |
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<Shadow_Of_Death> Just_Me why don't you suck my <censored>
<Shadow_Of_Death> you little bastard
<Just_Me> I would gladly.
<Just_Me> =]
<Shadow_Of_Death> then get too it <censored>
<Just_Me> YOu must be gay then.
<Shadow_Of_Death> it's not gay if you suck it
<Shadow_Of_Death> that would make you gay
<Gilby_WE_LOVE_U> LMAO
<Shadow_Of_Death> not me
<Just_Me> lol.
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<Brainstorm> .109718. Music : John Lennon: Song: I've Got No Car And It's Breakin' My Heart ?
<Brainstorm> 1st Hint: ***** ** *** Question Value : 7300 Points
<Nemesis> drive my car
<Brainstorm> YES, Nemesis got the answer -> drive my car <- in 9.036 seconds, and gets 7300 points
<Brainstorm> Nemesis has won 10 in a row! Total Points TODAY: 161900 this WEEK: 3214875 & this MONTH: 3214875
<Immortal-Away> no
<Nemesis> lol |
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<Nemesis> [ IPeeOnBabies ], do not pee on babies while in the channel.
<IPeeOnBabies> you're asking alot
<Nemesis> LMAO
<Nemesis> wtf
<Nemesis> baby shanker is not even here
<Nemesis> how can u pee on babies????
<IPeeOnBabies> ah good point...
<IPeeOnBabies> hmm..
<Nemesis> lol
ùíù Babies [lol@BEE90AEB.E6DECB7F.21992E3F.IP] has joined #dragonslair
ùíù CloNes [Babies IPeeOnBabies] BEE90AEB.E6DECB7F.21992E3F.IP [3]
- IPeeOnBabies pees on Babies
<Nemesis> looooooooooool
<Nemesis> u've just peed on urself
<Nemesis> :S |
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<F_19_Canada> GIRLS I REPEAT GIRLS WITH YOUNGER SISTERS MSG ME PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
* F_19_Canada was kicked by PattyB (Please stop repeating!) |
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in #ophelp xD
<+Nash> seen ghettoqueen
<+Nash> ghettoqueen
<ghettoqueen> yes?
<ghettoqueen> o_o
<+Nash> i did info
<ghettoqueen> anddddddd?
<ghettoqueen> :p
<+Nash> normal
<+Nash> no licked
<+Nash> linked lol
<ghettoqueen> licked
<ghettoqueen> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<+Nash> looooool
<ghettoqueen> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<+Nash> hahaha
<+Nash> x:D
<+Nash> u can see only
<+Nash> not others
no, everyone can see it now o.O |
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<violentcupcakes> i told some guy to keep his d!ck in his pants and i got banned for it
* ClancyW sets mode: +b *!*@B7B6F60C.5327CB2F.81C51839.IP
* violentcupcakes was kicked by ClancyW (Please refrain from using this type of language) |
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#Ophelp Bullies - LOL
Fuzara-Tenshou Guest22, do you need help?
Fuzara-Tenshou or do you enjoy making ops your play things?
Prince Hello Guest22
Prince may we help you Guest22 :) ?
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+++ ChanServ has given voice to Lyra
Guest22 Fuzara-Tenshou: ircops are my play things :)
Fuzara-Tenshou thats nice
Fuzara-Tenshou im sure they enjoy it
*** Guest22 was kicked by libra-away (/me plays with you then)
!!! You have been kicked from #ophelp
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Please state your problem. No answer? Type the nick of an Ophelper. | http://chanops.org/documents/ophelp/ophelpers-rules.html
Topic set by Stranaway on Sun Apr 26 18:50:11 UTC+0100 2009
ChanServ Please do not use this room to idle or socialize in order to give people a fair chance to help and be helped. Once you have received the required help, please part the channel. We ask for your understanding. Please provide us with correct and full information so we can help you properly. Thanks :)
Fuzara-Tenshou ^5 libra
knightrider rofl libra-away
Fuzara-Tenshou lol
+++ Watchdog set the channel to mode +l 20
Guest22 :x
libra-away :D
libra-away sorry couldn't resist
knightrider hugs hun
*** Guest22 was kicked by Immortal (/me plays with you again)
!!! You have been kicked from #ophelp
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<JimmyYard> I thought it was only gay if the balls touched |
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<Cluey> i was using this dude for sex and he become obsessive omfg
<skiddy> lol
<Cluey> i dont think he understood JUST SEX
<Sarah_> wow
<OzZ> lol Cluey, ya heart breaker
<skiddy> if ur hinest enuf to say its just sex then there shuddn b a drama
<Cluey> i was like a bloke that whinges about getting no strings sex
<Cluey> what a fúckhead |
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<xzibit> yo dawg i put a meme in your meme so when you meme you can meme while you meme. |
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<|K|> this cool guy who gets all the girls told me to put a potatoe down my pants to help me get girls, but when i did the girls ran away.. then the guy was like your supposed to put it down he frotn, not the back, lol |
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<dieselboy> iam old but still a growing boy
<Squeak> dieselboy, How old are you?
<dieselboy> 44 Squeak
<Squeak> ...wat.
<Squeak> Are you serious
<dieselboy> yes Squeak
<Squeak> ....
<Squeak> no hope.
<Squeak> There is no hope.
<dieselboy> no hope for what Squeak ???
<Squeak> Life.
<Squeak> Ever.
<Squeak> It's over.
<Squeak> Might as well an hero now.
<dieselboy> iam still alive and KICKING Squeak
<dieselboy> want to see?
<Squeak> Naw, man, naw. |
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#Teens
*** saffy was kicked by PattyB (Please stop repeating
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<s00p> they either get rid of you or they promote you depending on how successful you are
<s00p> think about it
<s00p> it's the basis of all humanity
<s00p> any job
<s00p> im serious i can provide the services i boast
<s00p> i dont boast what i cant provide
<s00p> when you say i cant provide when i can, i cry
<s00p> it hurts me deep inside
<s00p> this is why i dont do anything
<s00p> prove to me that i can do something
<s00p> otherwise i might an hero
<s00p> Immortal, you have banned me on many occasions
<s00p> I don't hold that against you. I am a human. I know you have reasons to ban people
<s00p> My reasons to ban people don't interfere with the judgements my software makes.
<s00p> nothing I write would be automated
<s00p> but there are of course, as you will knwo by thinking about things logically, ways to make things far easier
<s00p> it's a shame I'm drunk to say this, as I'm pouring my heart out. I've been working for years with computers and IRC
<s00p> only to find that nobody takes IRC seriously except you people
<s00p> I have a portfolio full of IRC-related projects
<s00p> and nobody hires me
<s00p> not even people who are above you, which leads me to the belief that I am to teach people how to program properly
<s00p> this makes me extremely depressed. On a daily basis I think about jumping out in front... well never mind that
<s00p> I don't even know whether you're listening now
<s00p> if you're listening... just give me a path
<s00p> give me a sign that I am heading in the right direction
<s00p> being an ophelper didn't do it. I was just bullied by those who thought they were above me
<s00p> it made me angry. it made me want to do bad things
<s00p> I don't want to be a bad person. I want to teach for the better, and to serve for the better. I want to be someone worthwhile, I want to be someone who is remembered for the good that I do when I am gone.
<s00p> my tears are salty. would you like to taste? |
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<Melkor> rightintheface: If god is god, an all mighty being...he would forsaken a dumb fuk like yourself. |
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* TNTease slaps Chr|s silly till his face is purple, and puts him back in the suitcase.
(TNTease): laterz, tis lunchtime
*** Parts: TNTease (DngrsCrvs@Chanops.TNTease.org) |
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<VomitVixen> I'd rather play with a sausage than a fruit cup anyday. |
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<|K|> clay aiken came out and said he was gay, but that wasnt exactly news i think everyone allready knew lol |
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[CHAOS] is away: is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON] |
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* Feisty doesnt have a friend in the world
* s00p gets the sympathy tissue box
* Feisty tears start falling down her face
* Angee hands Feisty a tissue
* Feisty nobody doesnt understand me
<s00p> ohh shit, we have too much water! IT'S FLOODING IN AUSTRALIA AGAIN! |
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Thought the IRCOPS would like to see what MaTriX does on his off duty time (note I left out the nick that posted it to protect the innocent :) ·@????· http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dh2o3FVHcc <- what was MaTriX thinking
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*** Joins: MaTriX (TriX@ircop.icq.com)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +q MaTriX
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o MaTriX
••• (#ICQ-Australia) Warning: MaTriX is an IRCop
(Chr|s): [ MaTriX ] As per the ICQ Terms Of Service, usage of IrCQNet is not permitted by children under 13.
* Chr|s hides
*** You were kicked from #ICQ-Australia by MaTriX (I agree Chr|s ... come back when yer 13)
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<Guest53687> I'm so jealous of black guys
<Guest53687> bcuz ANYTHING looks good on them
<Guest53687> lets face it if I saw a black guy at a gay bar dressed in drag I would so hook up with him |
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<Guest53687> my finger is sore from wanking too much.
<Guest53687> :( |
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[10:53] <Cool_Dude1255> I GOT NO ANSWER
[10:54] <Cool_Dude1255> I WANT AN ANSWER FROM YOU OP HELPERS
[10:54] <z0r> perhaps you should expand your cognotive volume, then.
[10:54] <@Strani> :-)
[10:54] <Cool_Dude1255> HOW LONG?
[10:54] <z0r> you got an answer: 4 hours
[10:54] <@Strani> take this chance to enjoy life away from the computer Cool_Dude1255
[10:54] <z0r> if it's not over in 4 hours, complain to #someone-who-gives-a-damn :)
[10:54] <@Maki-Delija> ty z0r
[10:55] <Cool_Dude1255> THANK YOU DONKEYS
[10:55] * Strani sets mode: +b *!*@C59AEB1A.119BA154.C9EF31DF.IP
[10:55] * Cool_Dude1255 was kicked by Watchdog (Banned)
... Cool_Dude1255 on @#someone-who-gives-a-damn *#CoolDude |
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<z0r> Desolator, is "nympho" an inappropriate nickname?
<@Desolator> z0r not really, as long as the "content " is clean
<@Desolator> its acceptable
<Sexy_guy17> any hotties hit 555
<z0r> SWEET!
* z0r is now known as nympho
<Crash_Dummy_M> zor ur sillier than me
<after_life> hi...any girls 16-19 ..looking for a decent chat ..pvt me
<nympho> you've made me a very happy man, Desolator! How can I ever repay you?
<@Desolator> LOL
<@Desolator> well u know how i work so ;)
<@Desolator> u do u, imma do me, and all is good :) |
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<Uncommn^Arizgal> no, I will go to a higher source, since AOL owns IRC, and you ppl are in violation of IRC Rules which read: YOU WILL NOT: (1) harass, threaten, abuse, defame, embarrass or cause distress or discomfort upon another IrCQ-Net participant; (2) transmit via IrCQ-Net any information...chat...communication and terms of expression...that are offensive, racial, discriminating, unlawful...threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, obscene, :o
<+forgotten> aol doesn't own it btw ;)
<+Leah> lol
<Uncommn^Arizgal> yes, they do, I've already talked to AOL about this discrimination, forgotten
<Kina> oh sheesh
<+forgotten> lol really? keep talking to them then :) lemme know how it goes
<+Leah> :
<+StepH> u do that Uncommn^Arizgal
<Uncommn^Arizgal> this is clearly discrimination against me, as a Christian conservative American
<Jaberwoky> Uncommn^Arizgal - LMFAO you have too much time on your little fingers - thtas scripted (or pre-written)
<+StepH> have a nice day
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* st|tch is now known as DeadTillSat
<Bandito> DeadTillSat......at least he has the reincarnation planned |
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* ^^eagle^^[A] liked the msg thing on another net
<^^eagle^^[A]> - ~-= Please do not tease the opers. We have no social life and will =-~
<^^eagle^^[A]> - ~-= hunt you down for sport. =-~ |
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<molly> i belive in 2 forms of birthcontrol at all times...point and laugh |
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<UbiDubi> virgin mind? holy smoke, even your ear has been at least fingered |
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<St-Andrew> idiot can't spaell Laugh Out Loud |
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<BritneySpears14> I HAVE DOWNLOADED A FILE, USED IT AND DONT NEED IT ANYMORE. HOW DO I UPLOAD IT BACK??? |
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<[Babe]xWhitney]> I got caught doing stuff on my can |
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I'm a little on the chunky side.... I had a really drunk person come up to me in the local saloon, AKA meat market one time, and she said "Wow - You must have a really impressive di*k" I asked her why, and her reply was "Well, lookit the awning you built over it!" |
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<Guest444> I saw a great bumper sticker over the weekend: "Jesus called - he wants his religion back" |
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<hardman> my brother won't let my nephews watch the symphony on pbs cause its too much sax and violyns |
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<Nicolas> I only pm for money. Next person who pm's me had better have your Visa ready |
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<@DJ_Reactor> <ChickenLittl> Chatting is forbidden on IRC. IRC is only to be used to wait for Jesus, Elvis, or a bus. <----that's just too damn hilarious |
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(Quit: Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.) |
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