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(Caster): Chr|s
(Caster): PLEASE CYCLE THIS CHANNEL
(Chr|s): ang on I'll get my bike
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in #ophelp xD
<+Nash> seen ghettoqueen
<+Nash> ghettoqueen
<ghettoqueen> yes?
<ghettoqueen> o_o
<+Nash> i did info
<ghettoqueen> anddddddd?
<ghettoqueen> :p
<+Nash> normal
<+Nash> no licked
<+Nash> linked lol
<ghettoqueen> licked
<ghettoqueen> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<+Nash> looooool
<ghettoqueen> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<+Nash> hahaha
<+Nash> x:D
<+Nash> u can see only
<+Nash> not others
no, everyone can see it now o.O |
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<Guest53687> my finger is sore from wanking too much.
<Guest53687> :( |
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<@Aussie_Lady1^^> (( Please Note )) Requests for SEX/CYBERSEX ( in any form ) dirty chat, as well as lewd and crude sexual comments made in this open channel, shall now be straight BANNED.... Please Do Not ask for it ...this may be the ONLY WARNING you receive. thank you.
* Aussie_Lady1^^ was kicked by PattyB (Please stop repeating!) |
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<krunked> What sort of fag calls a guy "bitch"?
<NaRcOt-X> me
<krunked> ...
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[CHAOS] is away: is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON] |
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<@Sir_Burpalot> Even a single thought about making an amazingly hot chick cry gives me boners. |
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<Brainstorm> .109718. Music : John Lennon: Song: I've Got No Car And It's Breakin' My Heart ?
<Brainstorm> 1st Hint: ***** ** *** Question Value : 7300 Points
<Nemesis> drive my car
<Brainstorm> YES, Nemesis got the answer -> drive my car <- in 9.036 seconds, and gets 7300 points
<Brainstorm> Nemesis has won 10 in a row! Total Points TODAY: 161900 this WEEK: 3214875 & this MONTH: 3214875
<Immortal-Away> no
<Nemesis> lol |
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<Ryan_Statuesque> I am flattered but I just want you to know that I am 100% hetero
<Ryan_Statuesque> and also that you have good taste in men schalke
<Ryan_Statuesque> z0r I am the epitome of heterosexual
<z0r> yes, because straight men use words like "epitome" ;)
<z0r> how would you know what good taste in men is? |
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*** Joins: MaTriX (TriX@ircop.icq.com)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +q MaTriX
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o MaTriX
••• (#ICQ-Australia) Warning: MaTriX is an IRCop
(Chr|s): [ MaTriX ] As per the ICQ Terms Of Service, usage of IrCQNet is not permitted by children under 13.
* Chr|s hides
*** You were kicked from #ICQ-Australia by MaTriX (I agree Chr|s ... come back when yer 13)
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<JimmyYard> I thought it was only gay if the balls touched |
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<Paul-Pister> i too love da doggy
<zapphodityy> ive seen dogs lick their own balls
<zapphodityy> funny habit that
<Single24MNY> why do dogs lick thier balls? because they can.
<zapphodityy> imagine if humans could do it
<Paul-Pister> bow wow........woof woof
<Single24MNY> if we could we would never leave the house
<Icanttakeit> Ill teach the dog how to talk
<zapphodityy> wed have no internet
<zapphodityy> or tv
<Paul-Pister> love comes from the heart
<Icanttakeit> hell teach me how to lick my own balls
<zapphodityy> wed be licking our balls instead
<zapphodityy> id rather try licking my own balls for the time being
<zapphodityy> doesnt really stack up with ball licking |
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<Dark^Magician> what if i hit stop instead of pause?
-> *MemoServ* send Dark^Magician that would depend on software implementation. if the developers are good at developing they'll put in a dialog that says something like "dawg, you're about to permenantly delizzlete this shizzlit! are you sure?" |
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* ^^eagle^^[A] liked the msg thing on another net
<^^eagle^^[A]> - ~-= Please do not tease the opers. We have no social life and will =-~
<^^eagle^^[A]> - ~-= hunt you down for sport. =-~ |
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<dieselboy> iam old but still a growing boy
<Squeak> dieselboy, How old are you?
<dieselboy> 44 Squeak
<Squeak> ...wat.
<Squeak> Are you serious
<dieselboy> yes Squeak
<Squeak> ....
<Squeak> no hope.
<Squeak> There is no hope.
<dieselboy> no hope for what Squeak ???
<Squeak> Life.
<Squeak> Ever.
<Squeak> It's over.
<Squeak> Might as well an hero now.
<dieselboy> iam still alive and KICKING Squeak
<dieselboy> want to see?
<Squeak> Naw, man, naw. |
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<molly> i belive in 2 forms of birthcontrol at all times...point and laugh |
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<xzibit> yo dawg i put a meme in your meme so when you meme you can meme while you meme. |
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I'd strut my stuff, but it already left without me. |
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*** Dabbit was kicked by MaTriX (its spelt Dabbit)
*** Joins: Dabbit (IrCQNet@BotOp.Dabbit.org)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +a Dabbit
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Dabbit
(MaTriX): ooopps
(MaTriX): crap wrong one |
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Thought the IRCOPS would like to see what MaTriX does on his off duty time (note I left out the nick that posted it to protect the innocent :) ·@????· http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dh2o3FVHcc <- what was MaTriX thinking
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<z0r> bite my shiny metal ass. |
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<IM_GAY> FUK OFF PRIEST
<IM_GAY> UR SUPOST TO B HOLY-
<IM_GAY> IM SOORY I HAVE TO B SUCH A KLOSE MINDED BICH
<IM_GAY> DERS NO SUCH TING AS LIKING BOTH
<IM_GAY> U LYK ONE ER DI OTHA
<IM_GAY> U KANT LOVE ERRYBODY |
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[10:53] <Cool_Dude1255> I GOT NO ANSWER
[10:54] <Cool_Dude1255> I WANT AN ANSWER FROM YOU OP HELPERS
[10:54] <z0r> perhaps you should expand your cognotive volume, then.
[10:54] <@Strani> :-)
[10:54] <Cool_Dude1255> HOW LONG?
[10:54] <z0r> you got an answer: 4 hours
[10:54] <@Strani> take this chance to enjoy life away from the computer Cool_Dude1255
[10:54] <z0r> if it's not over in 4 hours, complain to #someone-who-gives-a-damn :)
[10:54] <@Maki-Delija> ty z0r
[10:55] <Cool_Dude1255> THANK YOU DONKEYS
[10:55] * Strani sets mode: +b *!*@C59AEB1A.119BA154.C9EF31DF.IP
[10:55] * Cool_Dude1255 was kicked by Watchdog (Banned)
... Cool_Dude1255 on @#someone-who-gives-a-damn *#CoolDude |
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<krunked> Hello, Dirty_Harry, you steaming, grotesque, viscous stool of an excuse for a cognition utilising being!
<krunked> How are you?
<Dirty_Harry> lol
<Dirty_Harry> trying way too hard there
<Dirty_Harry> you'll fit in really well with this lot |
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* yahia[A] is now known as MaTriX`s
<MaTriX`s> kill me if u can! :P (take it as a joke pls )
<MaTriX`s> lol
* MaTriX collects his kill button from libra's office
<Aussie_Lady1|A|> nye MaTriX`s
<Aussie_Lady1|A|> bye
<TNTe[A]se> Good lord what have I walked into this morning?
<MaTriX`s> lol
* Sandman leaves an apple on libra's desk
* Quits: MaTriX (TriX@ircop.icq.com) ([irc-m04.icq.aol.com] Local kill by MaTriX (ircop impersonator))
<MaTriX`s> looooooooooool
<MaTriX`s> looooooooooool
<Sandman> lol
<MaTriX`s> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
<Aussie_Lady1|A|> Rolling On Floor Laughing
<Skyh{a}wk> lmao |
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<s00p> they either get rid of you or they promote you depending on how successful you are
<s00p> think about it
<s00p> it's the basis of all humanity
<s00p> any job
<s00p> im serious i can provide the services i boast
<s00p> i dont boast what i cant provide
<s00p> when you say i cant provide when i can, i cry
<s00p> it hurts me deep inside
<s00p> this is why i dont do anything
<s00p> prove to me that i can do something
<s00p> otherwise i might an hero
<s00p> Immortal, you have banned me on many occasions
<s00p> I don't hold that against you. I am a human. I know you have reasons to ban people
<s00p> My reasons to ban people don't interfere with the judgements my software makes.
<s00p> nothing I write would be automated
<s00p> but there are of course, as you will knwo by thinking about things logically, ways to make things far easier
<s00p> it's a shame I'm drunk to say this, as I'm pouring my heart out. I've been working for years with computers and IRC
<s00p> only to find that nobody takes IRC seriously except you people
<s00p> I have a portfolio full of IRC-related projects
<s00p> and nobody hires me
<s00p> not even people who are above you, which leads me to the belief that I am to teach people how to program properly
<s00p> this makes me extremely depressed. On a daily basis I think about jumping out in front... well never mind that
<s00p> I don't even know whether you're listening now
<s00p> if you're listening... just give me a path
<s00p> give me a sign that I am heading in the right direction
<s00p> being an ophelper didn't do it. I was just bullied by those who thought they were above me
<s00p> it made me angry. it made me want to do bad things
<s00p> I don't want to be a bad person. I want to teach for the better, and to serve for the better. I want to be someone worthwhile, I want to be someone who is remembered for the good that I do when I am gone.
<s00p> my tears are salty. would you like to taste? |
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<BoomerNavy> I was just tossed out of another room for calling someone a dick
* Itchy sets mode: +b *!*@4CB56729.E61D68C2.86BF15A1.IP
* BoomerNavy was kicked by Itchy (Please refrain from using this type of language)
<hippydude> wtf
<Landa> Laugh Out Loud
<sassygurl> lol
<Landa> and again
<UncleMushroom> £äüghïñg Öüt £öüÐ
<Sandman> lol |
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<soul_kisses> Metal_Dude u must use lot of tiolet papper with u bullshit |
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<Nemesis> [ IPeeOnBabies ], do not pee on babies while in the channel.
<IPeeOnBabies> you're asking alot
<Nemesis> LMAO
<Nemesis> wtf
<Nemesis> baby shanker is not even here
<Nemesis> how can u pee on babies????
<IPeeOnBabies> ah good point...
<IPeeOnBabies> hmm..
<Nemesis> lol
ùíù Babies [lol@BEE90AEB.E6DECB7F.21992E3F.IP] has joined #dragonslair
ùíù CloNes [Babies IPeeOnBabies] BEE90AEB.E6DECB7F.21992E3F.IP [3]
- IPeeOnBabies pees on Babies
<Nemesis> looooooooooool
<Nemesis> u've just peed on urself
<Nemesis> :S |
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