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<Nemesis> [ IPeeOnBabies ], do not pee on babies while in the channel.
<IPeeOnBabies> you're asking alot
<Nemesis> LMAO
<Nemesis> wtf
<Nemesis> baby shanker is not even here
<Nemesis> how can u pee on babies????
<IPeeOnBabies> ah good point...
<IPeeOnBabies> hmm..
<Nemesis> lol
ùíù Babies [lol@BEE90AEB.E6DECB7F.21992E3F.IP] has joined #dragonslair
ùíù CloNes [Babies IPeeOnBabies] BEE90AEB.E6DECB7F.21992E3F.IP [3]
- IPeeOnBabies pees on Babies
<Nemesis> looooooooooool
<Nemesis> u've just peed on urself
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* yahia[A] is now known as MaTriX`s
<MaTriX`s> kill me if u can! :P (take it as a joke pls )
<MaTriX`s> lol
* MaTriX collects his kill button from libra's office
<Aussie_Lady1|A|> nye MaTriX`s
<Aussie_Lady1|A|> bye
<TNTe[A]se> Good lord what have I walked into this morning?
<MaTriX`s> lol
* Sandman leaves an apple on libra's desk
* Quits: MaTriX (TriX@ircop.icq.com) ([irc-m04.icq.aol.com] Local kill by MaTriX (ircop impersonator))
<MaTriX`s> looooooooooool
<MaTriX`s> looooooooooool
<Sandman> lol
<MaTriX`s> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
<Aussie_Lady1|A|> Rolling On Floor Laughing
<Skyh{a}wk> lmao |
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<IM_GAY> FUK OFF PRIEST
<IM_GAY> UR SUPOST TO B HOLY-
<IM_GAY> IM SOORY I HAVE TO B SUCH A KLOSE MINDED BICH
<IM_GAY> DERS NO SUCH TING AS LIKING BOTH
<IM_GAY> U LYK ONE ER DI OTHA
<IM_GAY> U KANT LOVE ERRYBODY |
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[CHAOS] is away: is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON] |
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<@Sir_Burpalot> Even a single thought about making an amazingly hot chick cry gives me boners. |
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<Dark^Magician> what if i hit stop instead of pause?
-> *MemoServ* send Dark^Magician that would depend on software implementation. if the developers are good at developing they'll put in a dialog that says something like "dawg, you're about to permenantly delizzlete this shizzlit! are you sure?" |
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<@Aussie_Lady1^^> (( Please Note )) Requests for SEX/CYBERSEX ( in any form ) dirty chat, as well as lewd and crude sexual comments made in this open channel, shall now be straight BANNED.... Please Do Not ask for it ...this may be the ONLY WARNING you receive. thank you.
* Aussie_Lady1^^ was kicked by PattyB (Please stop repeating!) |
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<krunked> What sort of fag calls a guy "bitch"?
<NaRcOt-X> me
<krunked> ...
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<xzibit> yo dawg i put a meme in your meme so when you meme you can meme while you meme. |
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<Brainstorm> .109718. Music : John Lennon: Song: I've Got No Car And It's Breakin' My Heart ?
<Brainstorm> 1st Hint: ***** ** *** Question Value : 7300 Points
<Nemesis> drive my car
<Brainstorm> YES, Nemesis got the answer -> drive my car <- in 9.036 seconds, and gets 7300 points
<Brainstorm> Nemesis has won 10 in a row! Total Points TODAY: 161900 this WEEK: 3214875 & this MONTH: 3214875
<Immortal-Away> no
<Nemesis> lol |
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<Paul-Pister> i too love da doggy
<zapphodityy> ive seen dogs lick their own balls
<zapphodityy> funny habit that
<Single24MNY> why do dogs lick thier balls? because they can.
<zapphodityy> imagine if humans could do it
<Paul-Pister> bow wow........woof woof
<Single24MNY> if we could we would never leave the house
<Icanttakeit> Ill teach the dog how to talk
<zapphodityy> wed have no internet
<zapphodityy> or tv
<Paul-Pister> love comes from the heart
<Icanttakeit> hell teach me how to lick my own balls
<zapphodityy> wed be licking our balls instead
<zapphodityy> id rather try licking my own balls for the time being
<zapphodityy> doesnt really stack up with ball licking |
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<BoomerNavy> I was just tossed out of another room for calling someone a dick
* Itchy sets mode: +b *!*@4CB56729.E61D68C2.86BF15A1.IP
* BoomerNavy was kicked by Itchy (Please refrain from using this type of language)
<hippydude> wtf
<Landa> Laugh Out Loud
<sassygurl> lol
<Landa> and again
<UncleMushroom> £äüghïñg Öüt £öüÐ
<Sandman> lol |
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[10:53] <Cool_Dude1255> I GOT NO ANSWER
[10:54] <Cool_Dude1255> I WANT AN ANSWER FROM YOU OP HELPERS
[10:54] <z0r> perhaps you should expand your cognotive volume, then.
[10:54] <@Strani> :-)
[10:54] <Cool_Dude1255> HOW LONG?
[10:54] <z0r> you got an answer: 4 hours
[10:54] <@Strani> take this chance to enjoy life away from the computer Cool_Dude1255
[10:54] <z0r> if it's not over in 4 hours, complain to #someone-who-gives-a-damn :)
[10:54] <@Maki-Delija> ty z0r
[10:55] <Cool_Dude1255> THANK YOU DONKEYS
[10:55] * Strani sets mode: +b *!*@C59AEB1A.119BA154.C9EF31DF.IP
[10:55] * Cool_Dude1255 was kicked by Watchdog (Banned)
... Cool_Dude1255 on @#someone-who-gives-a-damn *#CoolDude |
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*** Joins: MaTriX (TriX@ircop.icq.com)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +q MaTriX
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o MaTriX
••• (#ICQ-Australia) Warning: MaTriX is an IRCop
(Chr|s): [ MaTriX ] As per the ICQ Terms Of Service, usage of IrCQNet is not permitted by children under 13.
* Chr|s hides
*** You were kicked from #ICQ-Australia by MaTriX (I agree Chr|s ... come back when yer 13)
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<s00p> they either get rid of you or they promote you depending on how successful you are
<s00p> think about it
<s00p> it's the basis of all humanity
<s00p> any job
<s00p> im serious i can provide the services i boast
<s00p> i dont boast what i cant provide
<s00p> when you say i cant provide when i can, i cry
<s00p> it hurts me deep inside
<s00p> this is why i dont do anything
<s00p> prove to me that i can do something
<s00p> otherwise i might an hero
<s00p> Immortal, you have banned me on many occasions
<s00p> I don't hold that against you. I am a human. I know you have reasons to ban people
<s00p> My reasons to ban people don't interfere with the judgements my software makes.
<s00p> nothing I write would be automated
<s00p> but there are of course, as you will knwo by thinking about things logically, ways to make things far easier
<s00p> it's a shame I'm drunk to say this, as I'm pouring my heart out. I've been working for years with computers and IRC
<s00p> only to find that nobody takes IRC seriously except you people
<s00p> I have a portfolio full of IRC-related projects
<s00p> and nobody hires me
<s00p> not even people who are above you, which leads me to the belief that I am to teach people how to program properly
<s00p> this makes me extremely depressed. On a daily basis I think about jumping out in front... well never mind that
<s00p> I don't even know whether you're listening now
<s00p> if you're listening... just give me a path
<s00p> give me a sign that I am heading in the right direction
<s00p> being an ophelper didn't do it. I was just bullied by those who thought they were above me
<s00p> it made me angry. it made me want to do bad things
<s00p> I don't want to be a bad person. I want to teach for the better, and to serve for the better. I want to be someone worthwhile, I want to be someone who is remembered for the good that I do when I am gone.
<s00p> my tears are salty. would you like to taste? |
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<soul_kisses> Metal_Dude u must use lot of tiolet papper with u bullshit |
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<krunked> Hello, Dirty_Harry, you steaming, grotesque, viscous stool of an excuse for a cognition utilising being!
<krunked> How are you?
<Dirty_Harry> lol
<Dirty_Harry> trying way too hard there
<Dirty_Harry> you'll fit in really well with this lot |
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<Guest53687> my finger is sore from wanking too much.
<Guest53687> :( |
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(Caster): Chr|s
(Caster): PLEASE CYCLE THIS CHANNEL
(Chr|s): ang on I'll get my bike
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I'd strut my stuff, but it already left without me. |
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* ^^eagle^^[A] liked the msg thing on another net
<^^eagle^^[A]> - ~-= Please do not tease the opers. We have no social life and will =-~
<^^eagle^^[A]> - ~-= hunt you down for sport. =-~ |
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<dieselboy> iam old but still a growing boy
<Squeak> dieselboy, How old are you?
<dieselboy> 44 Squeak
<Squeak> ...wat.
<Squeak> Are you serious
<dieselboy> yes Squeak
<Squeak> ....
<Squeak> no hope.
<Squeak> There is no hope.
<dieselboy> no hope for what Squeak ???
<Squeak> Life.
<Squeak> Ever.
<Squeak> It's over.
<Squeak> Might as well an hero now.
<dieselboy> iam still alive and KICKING Squeak
<dieselboy> want to see?
<Squeak> Naw, man, naw. |
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<Ryan_Statuesque> I am flattered but I just want you to know that I am 100% hetero
<Ryan_Statuesque> and also that you have good taste in men schalke
<Ryan_Statuesque> z0r I am the epitome of heterosexual
<z0r> yes, because straight men use words like "epitome" ;)
<z0r> how would you know what good taste in men is? |
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<z0r> bite my shiny metal ass. |
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*** Dabbit was kicked by MaTriX (its spelt Dabbit)
*** Joins: Dabbit (IrCQNet@BotOp.Dabbit.org)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +a Dabbit
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Dabbit
(MaTriX): ooopps
(MaTriX): crap wrong one |
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<molly> i belive in 2 forms of birthcontrol at all times...point and laugh |
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Thought the IRCOPS would like to see what MaTriX does on his off duty time (note I left out the nick that posted it to protect the innocent :) ·@????· http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dh2o3FVHcc <- what was MaTriX thinking
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in #ophelp xD
<+Nash> seen ghettoqueen
<+Nash> ghettoqueen
<ghettoqueen> yes?
<ghettoqueen> o_o
<+Nash> i did info
<ghettoqueen> anddddddd?
<ghettoqueen> :p
<+Nash> normal
<+Nash> no licked
<+Nash> linked lol
<ghettoqueen> licked
<ghettoqueen> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<+Nash> looooool
<ghettoqueen> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<+Nash> hahaha
<+Nash> x:D
<+Nash> u can see only
<+Nash> not others
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<JimmyYard> I thought it was only gay if the balls touched |
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<z0r> Is that all? You used me for penor pics?! |
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[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): i was tellin i was banned for typing thorn.y
[05:17] (PEpSi_MaN): ^DeMenTeD^ ban message ?
[05:17] (libra): ok Supersonic its gone
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): n i was banned again
[05:17] (Supersonic): thx hunny
[05:17] (Supersonic): :*
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): its funny
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): lol
[05:17] (libra): (^DeMenTeD^) so were usaying u were feeling thorny then?
[05:17] (libra): :D
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): no
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): lol
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): i was tellin someone
[05:17] (^DeMenTeD^): n bot banned me
[05:18] (libra): yeah about that thorny rosebush in yur garden i know i know lol
[05:18] (Chr|s): lol @ thorny
[05:18] (PEpSi_MaN): lol
[05:18] (^DeMenTeD^): i have no garden
[05:18] (^DeMenTeD^): :S
[05:18] (libra): ok ill remove it i guess since its a new one
[05:18] (libra): feeling thorny lol
[05:18] (^DeMenTeD^): lol
[05:18] (^DeMenTeD^): well thorny is normal thing
[05:18] (^DeMenTeD^): y u ban for it
[05:19] (^DeMenTeD^): i think may be coz horny is a part of it
[05:19] (Chr|s): yea ^DeMenTeD^ it is
[05:19] (Chr|s): [05:18] (Chr|s): thorny
[05:19] (libra): next time yur feeling thorny find a new word for it
[05:19] (^DeMenTeD^): ya sure
[05:19] (^DeMenTeD^): lol
[05:19] (libra): :)
[05:19] (^DeMenTeD^): funny you r |
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My^Nick (Quit: I am quitting, no I'm not, wait, oh damm too late) |
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<BritneySpears14> I HAVE DOWNLOADED A FILE, USED IT AND DONT NEED IT ANYMORE. HOW DO I UPLOAD IT BACK??? |
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<UbiDubi> virgin mind? holy smoke, even your ear has been at least fingered |
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* st|tch is now known as DeadTillSat
<Bandito> DeadTillSat......at least he has the reincarnation planned |
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<z0r> Desolator, is "nympho" an inappropriate nickname?
<@Desolator> z0r not really, as long as the "content " is clean
<@Desolator> its acceptable
<Sexy_guy17> any hotties hit 555
<z0r> SWEET!
* z0r is now known as nympho
<Crash_Dummy_M> zor ur sillier than me
<after_life> hi...any girls 16-19 ..looking for a decent chat ..pvt me
<nympho> you've made me a very happy man, Desolator! How can I ever repay you?
<@Desolator> LOL
<@Desolator> well u know how i work so ;)
<@Desolator> u do u, imma do me, and all is good :) |
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* Feisty doesnt have a friend in the world
* s00p gets the sympathy tissue box
* Feisty tears start falling down her face
* Angee hands Feisty a tissue
* Feisty nobody doesnt understand me
<s00p> ohh shit, we have too much water! IT'S FLOODING IN AUSTRALIA AGAIN! |
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<|K|> this cool guy who gets all the girls told me to put a potatoe down my pants to help me get girls, but when i did the girls ran away.. then the guy was like your supposed to put it down he frotn, not the back, lol |
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#Ophelp Bullies - LOL
Fuzara-Tenshou Guest22, do you need help?
Fuzara-Tenshou or do you enjoy making ops your play things?
Prince Hello Guest22
Prince may we help you Guest22 :) ?
*** Lyra joined #ophelp
+++ ChanServ has given voice to Lyra
Guest22 Fuzara-Tenshou: ircops are my play things :)
Fuzara-Tenshou thats nice
Fuzara-Tenshou im sure they enjoy it
*** Guest22 was kicked by libra-away (/me plays with you then)
!!! You have been kicked from #ophelp
*** Guest22 joined #ophelp
Please state your problem. No answer? Type the nick of an Ophelper. | http://chanops.org/documents/ophelp/ophelpers-rules.html
Topic set by Stranaway on Sun Apr 26 18:50:11 UTC+0100 2009
ChanServ Please do not use this room to idle or socialize in order to give people a fair chance to help and be helped. Once you have received the required help, please part the channel. We ask for your understanding. Please provide us with correct and full information so we can help you properly. Thanks :)
Fuzara-Tenshou ^5 libra
knightrider rofl libra-away
Fuzara-Tenshou lol
+++ Watchdog set the channel to mode +l 20
Guest22 :x
libra-away :D
libra-away sorry couldn't resist
knightrider hugs hun
*** Guest22 was kicked by Immortal (/me plays with you again)
!!! You have been kicked from #ophelp
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<Shadow_Of_Death> Just_Me why don't you suck my <censored>
<Shadow_Of_Death> you little bastard
<Just_Me> I would gladly.
<Just_Me> =]
<Shadow_Of_Death> then get too it <censored>
<Just_Me> YOu must be gay then.
<Shadow_Of_Death> it's not gay if you suck it
<Shadow_Of_Death> that would make you gay
<Gilby_WE_LOVE_U> LMAO
<Shadow_Of_Death> not me
<Just_Me> lol.
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<s00p> ~.& <--- ohh my god there's a fishing hook in my eye! |
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<|K|> clay aiken came out and said he was gay, but that wasnt exactly news i think everyone allready knew lol |
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[10:53] (^Lobster): Hi JimmyConway_^ can we help you
[10:53] (JimmyConway_^): you can start by having Libra take my "no soliciting" ban off
[10:53] (libra-away): (JimmyConway_^) so dont do it
[10:53] (libra-away): :)
[10:53] (libra-away): #students - JimmyConway_^: go to keafy.com and read the articles, i cant explain everything here. all the ways are free so you know its not a scam, just read the articles. they can all make you money.
[10:53] (JimmyConway_^): Well take a look at it libra, look at the website, its not soliciting since im not selling anything and it really does help people
[10:54] (JimmyConway_^): I think maybe you want to be put on the bad op list?
[10:54] (libra-away): i dont care its spamming whatever way u wanna look at it
[10:54] (MaCHinE): appel roger male or female ?
[10:54] (JimmyConway_^): is that what youre saing?
[10:54] (libra-away): lol
[10:54] (libra-away): sure
[10:54] (libra-away): why not
[10:54] (libra-away): stick me on it
[10:54] (libra-away): im sure im on it anyway
[10:54] (libra-away): :)
[10:54] *** Jag|brb is now known as Jag
[10:54] (JimmyConway_^): you just hurt all those students, they are hungry and need money to pay tuition fees and you took that away from them.......you are walking on thin ice now
[10:55] (JimmyConway_^): i want you to think about what you did......now im going to mcdonalds so i can get another ip and go back in that chat and do the same thing over again.....and if it was my myspace link, you wouldnt have had a problem woudl you......
[10:55] (Junglenut): ty hun
[10:55] (libra-away): lol @ going to mcdonalds
[10:55] (libra-away): gawd u kill me lol
[10:55] (Junglenut): oh the thugs here too?
[10:55] (Junglenut): lol
[10:56] (libra-away): hey jimmy
[10:56] (JimmyConway_^): what
[10:56] (libra-away): arent u tired of going to mcdonalds
[10:56] (JimmyConway_^): yes, but you obviously leave me with no choice
[10:56] (appel): JimmyConway_^ bring me a big mac please
[10:56] (JimmyConway_^): shut up
[10:56] * ^Lobster gives libra-away her sweet and sour chicken
[10:57] (^Lobster): nah i dont want anything from chew and spew
[10:57] (JimmyConway_^): I want you ops to know that im keeping an eye on you
[10:57] (JimmyConway_^): so dont cross the line again
[10:57] (JimmyConway_^): got it?
[10:58] (libra-away): gotcha
[10:58] (JimmyConway_^): im what counts out here, not your stupid rules and your ophelp cool club. im what the people want. they follow me, not you
[10:58] *** Quits: W|ndDanceR (Serenity@82AE5A12.71BFC436.214B9EEB.IP) (Ping timeout)
[10:58] (JimmyConway_^): adios ops |
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<OutrageousGoat> Saffy, will you be here permanantly?
<@saffy> nahhhhhhh
<OutrageousGoat> Aw
<@saffy> only til 2027
<OutrageousGoat> It's past half eight already
<@saffy> I meant the year |
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<Shaun15_M_Cali> wanna see my cock?
* Shaun15_M_Cali Has kicked by yahia ( No excessive sexual content. )
<Shaun15_M_Cali> dumb yahia
<Shaun15_M_Cali> when i said cock i meant rooster |
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We've been through a lot together...and most of it was your fault.... |
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<violentcupcakes> i told some guy to keep his d!ck in his pants and i got banned for it
* ClancyW sets mode: +b *!*@B7B6F60C.5327CB2F.81C51839.IP
* violentcupcakes was kicked by ClancyW (Please refrain from using this type of language) |
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<p0tat3rs> !report #còcks I love còcks
<Watchdog> [RAS]-> Your request for an IrCQnet ChanOp to review #male-anatomy has been acknowledged |
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<JimmyConway_584> Fuk this, im sitting on a fuking corner outside wendys just to get the different ip address, i gotta go before the cops get here. listen you bich, you need to talk to me sometime about us doing this sex thing. you know my site you better contact me through there bich
(TommyDesimone): DJ Bouncy, i will just walk to mcdonalds or wendys or burger king, which are all within walking distance, and log on to the wi fi and get a new IP address. you can't touch me, these Ops can't touch me. Im the boss of ICQ, not you, not libra, and certainly not Cosi or this stupid fuk wayout1
(Same Guy)
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<cock> z0r
<cock> so give me the command :|
<@z0r> /msg IRC QUIT nickname password
<cock> ok
* cock (owner@B3425BDD.EC869F31.FDD0583E.IP) Quit (Quit: cock *******)
<@z0r> pwnt.
(password masked) |
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